Songs

Someone tried to tell me the other day that there are lots of songs out there. If someone tries to tell you something like that blatant, atrocious lie, please, think again! They are wrong. There are actually only three songs in the world, as of May 2024. 

Here is the definitive (as of May 2024) list.

(1) Song 1

(2) Song 2

(3) Song 3

Song 1 was released officially on the 12th of February, 1996, and was commonly known at the time as "Stereotypes". Song 1 is my personal favourite of the three songs which exist. Song 2 was released on the 7th of April, 1997. Song 2 is the most popular of the trio, and the only song that was ever played in America, known to many as "the Woo-hoo song". Song 3, colloquially "Crazy Beat", was released officially on the 7th of July 2003. 

(Fun fact: if you look at the word song enough, it doesn't look real anymore. But lucky for you, these three songs, and only these three songs, are. So what's your favourite song?)